Pistachio Wasteddddd(;

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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(via top-funny-stuff)

Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.
???: “You jumped high though.”
Tyler: “I’m black.”

Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.

???: “You jumped high though.”

Tyler: “I’m black.”

(via erectdick)

nobody-knows-nothing:

okay i need to talk about an issue

so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd

and how it had this:

and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell

and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them

and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner

…

we need to talk about this.

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fotisha:

sherlockianfeels:

birdghost:

mugiwarayoshi:

How to Art: A Beginner’s Tutorial

GOOD DAY

I HAVE NEVER CRIED SO MUCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

I’ve never rebloged something so fast in my life.

This will never not be relevant

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brendamclaurin:

calvaxxin:

mmmhmmmm

omg😂

brendamclaurin:

calvaxxin:

mmmhmmmm

omg😂

(via odd-galaxy)

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irrelevantowl96:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

I freakin cried omg why is this so funny

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